Anyone familiar with the 1992-1993′s The Late Show would know the loveable unlovable Bargearse; the overdubbed and corpulent cop who knows takeaway food and toilet humour better than any other. They would also know that his beverage of choice is a breakfast beer, followed closely by his evening tipple: the beer daiquiri. I’ve attempted to replicate the beer daiquiri on [...]

The most civilised of summer sports is croquet, which, incidentally, is yet to be desecrated by hipsters then bogans respectively for sheer impracticality of carting metal hoops around on a fixie and planting them into the halfpipe at a local skate park. That and the lack of cheap and subsidised beer à la a bowls [...]

In the hat world, the fedora has become quite the pariah. Historically, considered elegant headwear favoured by the likes of Humphrey Bogart, overuse by the wrong kind of people has seen its demise: pimps and hookers. Go on—look in the ‘Escort’ section of the Yellow Pages. Guaranteed there’ll be a trampy-looking woman wearing a provocatively placed fedora, possibly holding the [...]

It’s no secret that at I Do Believe I Came with a Hat we love a good red carpet, and nor do we hide that we love to ridicule those worthy. The Golden Globes aren’t an exception and this year we’re joined by a friend who has a love for fashion and the blunders that can [...]