I recently received a late-night phone call from my boss’ back pocket because I am the first entry in his mobile phone. I advertently learnt that my colleague is about to be made redundant. Should I say anything to her or should I keep it to myself?
Eavesdropper, Paddington, NSW
I too understand the perils and (the joys) of being first in everyone’s phone book unless they know an Aaron, Adam or an aardvark. If they happen to be friends with a AAA battery, well, all bets are off. On many an occasion my Nokia 6300 has whirred into action and I have been privy to extramarital affairs, drug deals and more sordid liaisons between ugly people than you care to know about. Before you say anything, don’t judge my choice of mobile phone – I enjoy the simplicity and indestructibility of ‘Old Faithful’. Besides, I have a propensity to losing things in nightclub couches – my dignity, my mind, mobile phones – because I am an avid wearer of skinny jeans. When they make an iPhone that’s marketed for smaller waist sizes rather than additional gigabytes, maybe then I’ll consider it.
Regarding your colleague, you can’t be sure how she will react if you tell her; and your simple act of altruism might land you in the crossfire of an explosive and emotional response that could have otherwise been avoided. Instead, pull your manager aside and explain your predicament. Not only will you demonstrate your integrity as an employee, but your knowledge of the company’s intentions could secure your position in a time of uncertainty. Hopefully this isn’t an isolated case of your boss’ telephonic ineptitude and you find yourself armed with information. Use your discretion and your knowledge for good, not evil; and soon you might be able to take over the company.
Published on 12 May 2009 by Agony Uncle