Comments on: Do you have the menu in Braille? http://idobelieveicamewithahat.com/2009/07/do-you-have-the-menu-in-braille/ One gentleman's guide to not getting thrown out, not throwing up, and how to throw a party. Etiquette, manners, social protocol and good living website. Tue, 15 May 2012 06:09:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Personal Space http://idobelieveicamewithahat.com/2009/07/do-you-have-the-menu-in-braille/comment-page-1/#comment-31 Personal Space Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:47:49 +0000 http://idobelieveicamewithahat.com/?p=572#comment-31 I was unfortunate enough to go on a (blind) dinner date with a man who within minutes was stroking my hand, grasping it in a romantic fashion as if we'd fallen madly in love with one another. Shocked and appalled, I wondered why my rigor mortis didn't alarm him. Then he moved on to footsies under the table which left me without the ability to stomach my duck confit. Customers in the crowded restaurant were beginning to stare as I gave them screamed silently to myself. I retreated to the bathroom and for the only time in my life called a friend. "Hi, it's Me ... something bad happened". Needless to say, we cut the night short without dessert. My poor friend was having computer troubles the night before his thesis was due. I never returned to that restaurant again. A tragedy! I was unfortunate enough to go on a (blind) dinner date with a man who within minutes was stroking my hand, grasping it in a romantic fashion as if we’d fallen madly in love with one another. Shocked and appalled, I wondered why my rigor mortis didn’t alarm him.

Then he moved on to footsies under the table which left me without the ability to stomach my duck confit. Customers in the crowded restaurant were beginning to stare as I gave them screamed silently to myself. I retreated to the bathroom and for the only time in my life called a friend.

“Hi, it’s Me … something bad happened”.

Needless to say, we cut the night short without dessert. My poor friend was having computer troubles the night before his thesis was due. I never returned to that restaurant again. A tragedy!

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