You see it in the movies and it’s enough to make your stomach turn. When it happens in real life, one could be forgiven from standing up from the table, picking up one’s chair and smashing it over the offender’s head in a WWF motion. The crime? Tucking a napkin into one’s shirt.

In the style of the Pick Your Nose drinking cup, novelty party favour manufacturers have created the Dress for Dinner napkin for the slob in your life. Wearing special bibs to eat teppanyaki or lobster is acceptable, however, apart from dropping your trousers in a restaurant and doing a lap of the table, tucking a napkin into your collar is the worst faux pas you can make. What a perfect addition to a redneck wedding!

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