Okay, so The Nanny happens to be my favourite television show of all time and I still reference Grandma Yetta Rosenberg’s wardrobe before planning my outfit for a night on the tiles, however, an issue too startling has come to my attention: pet intimacy. Recently, Fran Drescher posted a video on her YouTube channel informing her subscribers of her imminent debut single. Let’s avoid that glaringly obvious white elephant in the room, however, and focus on her making out with her dog, Esther (presumably Chester has gone to God).

I have never claimed to be an animal lover (apart from those hanging in my wardrobe), and I am well aware that she does some amazing charity work for cancer research and women’s rights but I draw the line at borderline bestiality. Our dear mini-skirted friend clearly loves her pet, but when there’s consensual tongue-to-mouth and tongue-to-teeth contact my stomach turns. See the dog-on-woman action below:

So, this brings me to our very second I Do Believe I Came with a Hat poll! What do you do when someone is awkwardly intimate with an animal? Tell me, am I overreacting or is this nausea legitimate? Cast your vote below. Results will be revealed at the end of the week.

And here’s an hilarious video of when the animal kingdom strikes back. The sooner these wild turkeys are stuffed, roasted and consumed, the better, I say. Delicious.

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