You could be forgiven for thinking that the lady pictured above is searching for a burger with extra pickles — presumably to pick out and put on top of her McFlurry — however, it’s quite the opposite: our beige-sweatered friend is an impending mother afflicted by the unpredictable Mount Vesuvius that is morning sickness. Prone to spontaneous expulsions, pregnant women often find themselves searching for the nearest vessell — rubbish bins, handbags, the lap of a stranger — in which to empty the contents of their stomach all in the name of procreation. Enter the Morning Chicness Bag, a morning sickness bag in six feminine patterns that can be conveniently stored for those moments of bile delight.

Not restricted to morning sickness, they’d make an ideal travel companion on long flights if you suffer from air sickness or a perfect receptacle if you’re a wino. I’m aware that the caveat of I Do Believe I Came with a Hat involves not throwing up, however, today’s my birthday; so please excuse me while I log on and place my order.