Well this woman is a picture of class, elegance and refinement if ever I saw it. Northern Territory News has reported of 34-year-old waitress, Allyson White and her outrage to the accusation that her alleged performing of a sexual act on the driver of a car lead to an accident. The Howard Springs resident insists that the seatbelt burn across her chest is proof that she was in her own seat and not the lap of the driver.

The fuchsia-haired beauty remarked:

“I was not sucking his d*** – and it’s pretty obvious that wasn’t the case … you only have to look at the mark on my chest,” she said.

“Clearly I had my seatbelt on, so it’s impossible that I’d be leaning over sucking his d*** unless he is hung like a donkey or I’ve got a f****** rubber neck.

“If it was true I’d just cop it sweet and think ‘how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone’s d***’ - but it is not true and that’s what is p****** me off.

The unnamed male driver who allegedly had a blood alcohol reading of .147 percent and was later charged with driving without due care and driving without a licence, also denies that anything insidious occurred while he was at the wheel. Ms White postulates:

“It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me.

“But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.”

Wow. Those are some words of wisdom that are going to stick with me for at least the rest of the day. I was always raised to believe that you should never be photographed with a drink or a cigarette in your hand. I’m pretty certain I know what the policy on an erect penis is.

(Source: Northern Territory News)

(Thanks for the tip, Sarah and Dana.)

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