We all know I’m a bandit for a good stationery (among other things), but this little number tickled my fancy this morning. From present & correct, this giant button card is made from embossed recycled card and is best for telling someone you think they’re cute, and according to their website, “not recommended for giant coats or trousers.”

They have a bunch of other cool knick-knacks of the more curious variety, including a ‘correctional facility’—a boxed set of assorted pencil erasers. ’Tis the season.