Accessories for every wino

Published on 19 April 2010 by


Accessories for every wino

Where I come from, wine that comes in a foil bag is only for drunken teens, the homeless and pensioners. It’s also known as ‘goon’. Said goon can also be used in a game named ‘Goon of Fortune’ involving a Hills Hoist clothes line and impaired balance. In the interest of not being dubbed an enabler, I’ll let you figure out the rules.

Introducing the Baggy Winecoat—a wino’s delight. Just pop your ‘ghetto handbag’ inside the insulated fabric and you’re all set for a stumble down the block and a little nap once your work your way to the bottom.

Let’s hope this is one trend that doesn’t stick. How déclassé!

(via Gawker)

Thanks to Alice for the tip.

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