This delightful video of a young man who is unable to locate his flip-flops on account of his being completely and utterly WASTED at last weekend’s Coachella has been doing the rounds. This drunken mess seems to have some serious depth perception issues, which all in all, makes for some truly cringe-worthy comedy. Watch it here:

Unfortunately for him, he forgot one of our cardinal rules as outlined in our guide how to keep it together during festival season:

Wear sensible footwear. No one’s feet look good in a pair of flip-flops after a day traipsing through dirt. Take heed, stop being so lazy and at least put on a pair of sandals.

Oh, and he’s a complete lush who has been out in the sun too long and has forever been immortalised in the cyberpshere. How embarrassing.

(Un)fortunately, I was privy to the goings-on at Coachella at the weekend and I must admit, he wasn’t the worst I saw. Let’s just say that the eye cabbage certainly outweighed the candy. So take heed, dear folk—Bonnaroo, Sonar and Glastonbury are just around the corner!

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