If you watched the recent train-wreck that was Sex and the City 2, you’ll be painfully aware of a rather feeble joke involving a camel and a subsequent camel toe. Poor old Charlotte, always bringing the comic relief to an otherwise dead quadruped. If you haven’t seen it, well you can’t exactly blame me for ruining the plot for you—just watch the trailer. Besides, you’ll thank me for giving you those extra two hours and twenty-five minutes. Believe me, I’m never getting those back, no matter how much regressional therapy I have. I digress.
Always on the lookout for new products and ideas to make your life that little bit less embarrassing; ladies, introducing Camelflage, special undergarments designed to maintain your modesty when wearing tight trousers. The secret is the insert sewn into the crotch area of the brief, which prevents any unintentional ‘vacuum effect’. It is available in full-brief and thong models at US$19.99 each.
Call me skeptical, but surely you could fashion the same thing out of a discarded Marie biscuit—if your lady parts are so hungry that they eat your pants, maybe you should feed them once in a while.
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Thank you to Alice for the tip.
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Aja
1 year ago
This sounds like a pretty silly invention to me. Right up there with the hairdini and the snuggie (though if someone offered me a snuggie, I might be tempted to wear it in solitude with the blinds closed).
Agony Uncle (@icamewithahat) (@icamewithahat) (@icamewithahat) (@icamewithahat)
9 months ago
A modest way to avoid camel toe http://bit.ly/nbXTjU