Ladies, tired of creeps approaching you poolside? Unable to enjoy that beer daiquiri alone at the bar? Maybe you need the Ms. Taken faux engagement ring made form real Australian crystal?! I’ll let the informercial do the proper introductions.

I don’t mean to be a Polyanna, but the put-your-ring-on-your-wedding-finger tricks is one of the oldest in the book. Then again, it doesn’t come with douchebag cards.

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