Always here to help, your Agony Uncle takes a stab at this week’s simpler quandaries. Don’t forget to ask him to analyse your issue by clicking here.

How do I make my girlfriend look like the first time we met?

K-AN, São Paulo

Without knowing what she looked like before, why don’t you try standing on your head?

Are you gay?

Anonymous Heckler, the Internet

Ask your boyfriend.

Is it ever appropriate to tell my girlfriend I don’t like her outfit?

Jarrod T, Canberra

So, Jarrod, you look like a decent guy. Let me put it plainly: do you have a death wish? Tread lightly, suggest an alternative and say she looks hotter in a certain outfit. Oh, and please—for the love of God—don’t mention the ‘C word’: cellulite.

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