Top 10 Slutty Hallowe’en Costumes in Pictures!

Published on 31 October 2010 by


Top 10 Slutty Hallowe’en Costumes in Pictures!

Hallowe’en is apparently not only a time to celebrate the dead, the undead and everything between, it’s also a time to dress like a complete harlot and get away with it in the name of costumery. I’m no exception: I’ve been known to get around in a backless little black toga that barely covered what I had for breakfast, but I managed to maintain my modesty whilst getting in and out of taxis with only one close-call wardrobe malfunction.

We have selected the 10 sluttiest commercially available Hallowe’en costumes for women, so ladies, look no further and draw some inspiration here! Fear not, lads, we haven’t forgotten you; why not go dressed as a slutty girl?

French Maid. An old favourite; no doubt equal parts sexy and slutty. Wearing only an apron takes it another level; apparently the same level where this model's nipples have disappeared to.
Sexy Nun. Nothing like offending the Catholic Church with a holiday celebrating the occult and a PVC habit.
Sexy Snow White. The unimaginable realised: making a Disney character impure.

The Office Tramp. Presumably she wasn't hired for her typing skills.
Penthouse Cover. I doubt that the cover girl was wearing black footless tights at the time of the photo shoot.
Sexy Cheerleader. As if cheerleaders weren't sexy enough already, she goes and takes her knickers off. It'd take great athletic skill to do a handspring without flashing the bleachers.

Gangster's Wife. I've seen 'The Sopranos'; gangster's wives don't look like this.
Pretty Woman. In case we didn't know she was a hooker already, she had to buy the official uniform.
Bondage Mistress. There's nowhere for her to store her car keys because they're already in the fishbowl.

Schoolgirl. Why don't we just encourage paedophilia with a barely-there outfit? A+ slut.

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