Always here to help, your Agony Uncle takes a stab at this week’s simpler quandaries. Don’t forget to ask him to analyse your issue by clicking here.

I have a crush on someone I go to university with. We talk and such, so is it acceptable to add him on Facebook?

Troublemaker, Adelaide

My dear, of course it’s acceptable, but wouldn’t you prefer to be the hunted rather than the hunter? Mention the ‘Book casually in conversation and wait for him to instigate the online friendship. Focus on reality before the virtual—Facebook won’t love you back.

My mum’s boyfriend wants to move into our house and I don’t like him. How do I politely tell him to eff off?

@malevolency, Twitter

Remember, posession is nine-tenths of the law.

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