Dear Agony Uncle,
We currently have a temp working in our office and her telephone manner leaves a lot to be desired. What should I tell her to answer the phone correctly?
Temporary Insanity, Dandenong North
Dear Temporary Insanity,
Unfortunately with temporary and permanent staff alike, proper phone manner is not something instilled at birth; often a grunt necessitating a response. It’s a skill worth mastering as the receptionist is your first point of contact and leaves an impression on your callers. They have a position of power, controlling who speaks to whom and the ability to set the tone for the following discourse. And if that tone is instigated through a mouthful of a Monte Carlo biscuit, well you cannot be surprised if a crummy conversation ensues.
Here is a cheat sheet that can be printed and placed at the desk of your receptionist for her further instruction … busty outfits and sassy attitude not included.





Liam
1 year ago
What’s you phone number there, I will tell her to cheer the fuck up, or go the fuck home.
Agony Uncle
1 year ago
Language, young man!
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neats
1 year ago
busty outfits, long legs and sassy attitude bring all the workmen to my desk
Agony Uncle
1 year ago
I bet they do!