The new working year is here and if you’ve a dead-end job without prospects, sometimes all it takes is a little push to get you out of the workforce and in front of Days of Our Lives. We surveyed 100 people, much like Family Feud without the touchy-feely game show host for the best lines that would certainly see you out on your ear this year.

10. ”File this away in your cabinet for me, can you, love?”

9. ”My USB stick wants to light your Firewire.”

8. ”I have something you can stir your coffee with!”

7. At the photocopier: “Reproducing, eh? Need some help?”

6. ”We’re out of milk. Got some?”

5. ”What?! I’m not staring; my eyes hurt from looking at the screen and those were the next thing I saw!”

4. ”How about we discuss this further at an off-site meeting? My place is free tonight.”

3. ”I’ve got some special solution you can clean that whiteboard with.”

2. ”Hi, I’m the new guy/girl. Can you give me a tour of your supplies cupboard?”

1. ”What’s the company’s sexual harassment policy?”

What would be your nominations for salacious sayings that would get you the boot? Comment below.

Thanks to Chris for being such a perv.

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