Valentine’s Day is polarised into two distinct views: those who fall weak at the knees for gushy love proclamations and novelty teddy bears; and those who think the whole affair is a disgusting outpouring of emotion. So, here at I Do Believe I Came with a Hat we’ve decided to make only one mention of the day that was inaugurated in the 14th Century by greeting card company, Hallmarke Geoffrey Chaucer with something equally as nonsensical. By now you’ve probably guessed which camp our tent is pitched in.

We’re suckers for good design and great packaging and we thought we should share these nauseatingly adorable DIY love stickers. Created by Twig & Thistle, you can print out and stick them on fruit you wish to give to your intended (or use the images below as vomit-inducing fodder for a post-lunchtime purge).

Give an apple to the tea lady, roll an anonymous orange down the hallway, but pay heed to who you give a banana to—we live in a litigious age and that innocent parthenocarpic flirtation might become a phallic sexual harassment case. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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