Those most gentlemanly and ladylike certainly never drink to the point of oblivion, but sometimes that alter-ego that has been repressed beneath impeccable grooming and upstanding decorum occasionally makes a bolt for it and rears its ugly head, breaking into a nudie-run across lines of sanity and common decency. Mine is named One Shoe Dan. One Shoe Dan doesn’t mean to be socially inept, it just happens that way. Why he only has one shoe is anyone’s guess, but he does own a stick, of which he is incredibly protective.
When your One Shoe Dan (or “Claire”, “Tracey” or “Donna Pakenham-Upper”) appears, getting home can be half the challenge. Fortunately, with a pen, this nifty napkin and a good friend, your golden chariot ensures your alter-ego can return to its crack den of choice. Available for US$2.99 from Heliotrope, it’s a small surcharge to pay when you’re slumped over in the back seat.
(via Refinery29)
Rebecca
1 year ago
This napkin is a top idea. It’s partner is the coaster that has Name:……. Phone No:…….. printed on the back. A bar in Melbourne used to have them but I can’t remember which one.
Agony Uncle (@icamewithahat) (@icamewithahat)
9 months ago
Cab Fare to Get Drunkards Home Safely http://bit.ly/nD3l05