Do you find the choices involved in online dating un peu déroutant. That’s French for, ‘How do I choose between bad hair and an interest in the language of dragons?’ Now you can have just one choice per day: am I interested in the rakishly handsome type on eDealduJour today or not?

Mr Right submits his information to eDealduJour with a photo and what he’s looking for in a partner. Then, for 24 hours, the site shows his biography, photos and videos. The site is free, not only for the showcased man, but also for the wistful ladies perusing him. You will have to move to France, but what price, true love?

And as if your heart was not fluttering enough, there’s also a timer on the site à la eBay that shows just how much longer the man is on sale being profiled before someone else could end up ensconced with your future husband.

Must we tell you to hurry? Do you see how he is smouldering at you? Not as much as these dudes:

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It’s with this post we welcome our latest contributor, Esmerelda Clark.

Esmerelda enjoyed a girlhood in which cooking was competitive and family members unable to produce flawless puff pastry by the age of twelve were adopted out. Despite a near miss at eleven-and-three-quarters, she perfected her style and went on to greater challenges (you may have heard of her handstand whisking).

She is not the sort who would seal an envelope she was hand delivering and entreats your eyes to twinkle in their spheres until she has an opportunity to get you some perfectly face-framing spectacles.

I do believe there’s more for you to read: