Are you enjoying the lead-up to the Royal Wedding? Of course you are! Who wouldn’t love the spectacle of two normal people in lurve who just want to tie the knot with a simple ceremony in front of their closest friends? Do they have to invite some people they’ve never met? Sure. Do they have to spend more on their clothes than I spent on my car? Uh-huh. Do they have a menu for the reception that Heston Blumenthal finds, well, a bit much? Yes indeedy. But can you really hate them for it? I do believe you can!

And now you can take that feeling a step up and get emetic with The Royal Wedding Sick Bag. What better way to commemorate the marriage that will stop the world? Described by its creator, Lydia Leith, as “too posh to use”, it now comes in the highly royal purple and gold colour scheme as well as the original red and blue. So when it all gets a bit too much on Friday, you need never soil your perfectly pristine gloves or your knee length skirt.

Here is some footage of Princess Di (sob!) and Prince Charles’ wedding so that you may practise. Good luck, and be graceful, darling.

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