Have you been wondering what has happened to Zsa Zsa Gabor? So have I. Apart from generally being fabulous for nearly 100 years (yes, she is 94) and saying lots of funny things about her copious quantity of husbands, for example, “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?” she epitomised elegance and sassiness for years. A biopic of her life is about to be made by Italian director, Gabriela Tagliavini.

Alas, tragedy has struck and her husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt placed a 911 call only last week to say, “It’s my wife … Please send a car right away, she’s going to die.” She has now emerged from a coma but according to Prince Frederic, can only say, “Yes, no, hurts me, darling.” If it weren’t such a sad event, there would be a joke in that.

So in honour of Zsa Zsa, let’s all pick our go-to words in case of emerging from a coma. I totally want ‘darling’ to be one of them.

And here is Zsa Zsa in the best interview of all time: Dame Edna Everage on fire, Nana Mouskouri in an outfit that rivals Zsa Zsa’s and Germaine Greer, well, being Germaine Greer.

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