Vegans might make lousy dinner guests and as you know, I Do Believe I Came with a Hat has a strict pro-fur and pro-bacon policy, but vegans are people too. Alas, vegan fashion choices are limited, with only Stella McCartney offering ladies leather alternatives; dare I say it—ugh—faux. As for men, there is little around that isn’t completely hideous or something you would wear to hose out a murder scene.

Enter Gucci with their rubber horse bit-adorned moccasins. Although they’re designed for wet weather, they’re available in navy and bottle green and are not entirely offensive. Unlike faux, well, anything.

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