I’m currently partaking in a crazy fad diet that surely takes inspiration from primitive civilisation: sixteen-hour fasting periods; nuts, berries and raw vegetables; and as much red meat as I can stomach. I won’t be surprised when at the conclusion of the three-week period I’ve regressed at least four evolutionary stages, yet have rocking abs. One positive, however, is that I’m permitted to consume as much espresso as I desire—in fact, I’m encouraged to do so. So what does every renaissance Neanderthal man need? Why, a portable espresso maker, of course!

Hand-powered and without the need for electricity, the Hammacher Schlemmer espresso maker makes up to two espressi simultaneously with hot water and bit of elbow grease. Perfect for Bear Grylls-style hunting and gathering trips whilst watching your waistline, it’s only US$149 and comes with a lifetime guarantee.

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