Now I’ve heard of being so hungry that one could eat the nun’s backside through a cane chair, but chewing through cutlery? Just think of the dental work. We kind of love this cutlery set by designer, Mark Reigelman, no matter the impracticality of eating with a spoon that’s seen the wrong side of a Weight Watchers defector. Thank god it’s no longer the Nineties; John Fruisciante would have a hard time getting his cook on.

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