You know how it is: one moment your heart is melting at the sight of him; the next, you would like to melt him down like Arnold at the end of Terminator 2. And now rather than kidnapping him and travelling to the manufacturing belt to find a vat of molten steel, you can purchase a chocolate voodoo lollipop from Puerto Cacao.
What better way to soothe your jangled nerves than dipping a man-shaped chocolate into a really fine café au lait and watching it slowly disappear just like your feelings. And as you look at his dwindling form, you can be absolutely sure that it’s not you, it’s definitely him.
Hating him would require more of an emotional commitment than you’re prepared to give. But eating his glorious chocolately form is something you can happily promise. Best 5 € ever spent!
Published on 22 September 2011 by Esmerelda Clark