In these austere times sometimes it’s worthwhile returning to Dickensian practices in the name of survival. Or then there’s just being a hipster. Fresh fruit and vegetables are just so mainstream now. Like, organic—who eats organic these days? Potatoes aren’t underground enough. You get my point.

Now, if every you’ve ever had the desire to pickle anything—a severed finger, an eyeball, or just a regular gherkin—now you can. This fun and stylish brine pickling kit is sold exclusively at Williams-Sonoma and is only AUD49. A perfect gift for your bearded mates.

Although, you should always be careful what you wish for, and most importantly, what you pickle. Who knows, you could give birth to a Pandora’s jar of the risible. Case in point:

I do believe there’s more for you to read: