It’s that time of the year when at least half of the male population appears as though it’s about to clean an imaginary pool on some cheap seventies porno set: Movember. It’s facial hair growing in the name of charity, which makes the pervy maths teacher mos a little more bearable. With proceeds going to prostate cancer research and men’s depression support organisations, it’s a worthy cause.
We have selected our top ten moustachioed items below and pledge to double the proceeds made on the sale of the items below and donate to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia. Although, I’m incapable of growing a moustache, I’m someone whose family has been touched by prostate cancer (and who would like to keep theirs working well into my winter years) and I would like to do my bit to help. Get shopping!
Clockwise from left:
Fred & Friends handlebar corkscrew US$9.64
Urbandecal large vintage moustache vinyl decal 2 pack US$12.95
Moody Pet Humunga Stache ball dog toy US$10.04
Accoutrements cola-flavoured moustache lollipop US$3.97
Accoutrements moustache bandages US$4.99
Cowboy Comb moustache combs US$5.99
Sock It To Me moustache men’s socks US$8.20 – $12.61
Unemployed Philosophers Guild Great Moustaches mug US$12.99
Babes to Grandmas dummy/pacifier US$10.00
Cuffcrazy Dalí moustache cufflinks US$34.99
Published on 2 November 2011 by Agony Uncle