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Adrian Fernand  |  535 posts


Adrian Fernand is an Australian writer born in Melbourne. He has spent close to a decade in the communications and event management industries; working as an event manager for leading luxury goods brand, Louis Vuitton and as director of a marketing, events and online strategy consultancy. He has in excess of 90 pairs of shoes.

In Short

In Short

→  November 25, 2011 Comments Off

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week.  Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. Is it polite or not to leave food on plate? Tanner, Twitter You should always eat what is elegantly sufficient. If you can’t fit in [...]

Crater Face: The Marble Lunar Surface Tray

Crater Face: The Marble Lunar Surface Tray

→  November 24, 2011 Comments Off

Soon enough I know that I’ll have a spotty teenager in the midst of my family unit whose temperament will be contaminated with puberty-ridden acerbity. How much fun. Although, I find that these situations are best tackled head on with full assault, so when the time comes, I’ll be ready for the onslaught of slammed doors and [...]

Freelancers’ Xmas: For Melbourne’s Forgotten Professionals

Freelancers’ Xmas: For Melbourne’s Forgotten Professionals

→  November 24, 2011 Comments Off

We’re very pleased to announce our involvement in Freelancers’ Xmas, a networking event for the forgotten professionals who would otherwise spend their Christmas at home drinking gin alone. Taking place at Hoo haa in Melbourne on Thursday, 1 December, it’s aimed at those who have to spend all year facing irregular work, chasing clients’ invoices and [...]

MC Escher is Not a Hip-Hop Artist: Erïk Bjerkesjö’s Footwear Lookbook

MC Escher is Not a Hip-Hop Artist: Erïk Bjerkesjö’s Footwear Lookbook

→  November 24, 2011 2

In this day and age you could be forgiven for thinking that MC Escher is a rap artist of some description, in production cahoots with Timbaland, possibly billed in the media as the next Kanye West. Although it would be mildly amusing you’d be very wrong. Swedish menswear designer, now based in Florence, Erïk Bjerkesjö, takes [...]

Trying Flying: What Ever Happened to a Little Respect, Sir Richard?

Trying Flying: What Ever Happened to a Little Respect, Sir Richard?

→  November 23, 2011 7

Unlike most, air travel is something that I relish, provided it’s in short manageable spurts and not long-haul epic journeys. Much like dinners with my family. At the weekend I made one such voyage, alas not across international waters to meet my French lover, but an interstate visit to meet the Fockers, so to speak. I flew Virgin, [...]

Not Digging On You: LoCreep Mobile App for Group Ridicule

Not Digging On You: LoCreep Mobile App for Group Ridicule

→  November 22, 2011 2

Everyone’s heard the same old formulaic pick-up lines: “Do you have any <Insert nationality here> in you?” “No” “Would you like some?” Foul. Perhaps what is even more repugnant is that those horrible lines have worked on others before? I don’t want to imagine that kind of person who would accept such a proposition. Not [...]

In Short

In Short

→  November 18, 2011 Comments Off

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week.  Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. What do you say when someone says you’re good-looking? Karen, Twitter You say thank you .. then find a dark corner to make out with [...]

Have the World’s Best Calligrapher at Your Table This Christmas

Have the World’s Best Calligrapher at Your Table This Christmas

→  November 17, 2011 Comments Off

If you’re in need of an invitation that requires that extra touch of refinement and extravagance, the world’s elite knows to turn to Bernard Maisner. Calligrapher extraordinaire (and the dude with the quill below) has been penning his decorative invitations, place cards and other forms of personalised correspondence for decades and has even lent his hand [...]

Etiquette for Hire: Job Applications, Resignations and Everything In-Between

Etiquette for Hire: Job Applications, Resignations and Everything In-Between

→  November 17, 2011 1

There comes a time in life when one just has to move on, and I’m not talking about skinny jeans and the axing of The Real Housewives of New York. When seeking a new job, the process can be a little daunting; what with the cover letters, Curriculum Vitae and the constant stream of indifferent [...]

Menswear Made Easy: One Stop Stylist Online Fashion Resource

Menswear Made Easy: One Stop Stylist Online Fashion Resource

→  November 16, 2011 Comments Off

For some, dressing sharply comes naturally, whereas for others, simply getting into something other than a pair of tracksuit pants can be quite a challenge. Fits, fabrics and pairing colours can seem like the most daunting of tasks, but there’s no shame in that and the new men’s online stylist, One Stop Stylist agrees. A lot of men [...]