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Adrian Fernand  |  535 posts


Adrian Fernand is an Australian writer born in Melbourne. He has spent close to a decade in the communications and event management industries; working as an event manager for leading luxury goods brand, Louis Vuitton and as director of a marketing, events and online strategy consultancy. He has in excess of 90 pairs of shoes.

Haircare Down There & Everywhere: The Remington Pro Power Pro Sports Pack

Haircare Down There & Everywhere: The Remington Pro Power Pro Sports Pack

→  February 9, 2012 Comments Off

I’m going to go out on a hirsute limb here by saying that real gentlemen have body hair. Sure, it mightn’t be very metrosexual of me to state, however, sometimes I wonder when grooming will ever be darling enough. If a Brazilian wax isn’t extreme enough for you ladies, then how about doing it while [...]

A Light at the Opera: The Flashlight Ring

A Light at the Opera: The Flashlight Ring

→  February 8, 2012 2

The theatre seems to be one of the last remaining bastions of good behaviour, although, many still seem to get it wrong. Have you had to endure Hamlet? Yes, well imagine it with someone seated beside you using their mobile phone to text all and sundry about how bored they are. It’s perhaps one of [...]

A Feast in the East: London’s Town Hall Hotel

A Feast in the East: London’s Town Hall Hotel

→  February 8, 2012 Comments Off

London’s Bethnal Green and I share somewhat of a checkered history. Once, my mobile phone was stolen from within the breast pocket as it hung over my chair while I no doubt held up the bar at some seedy dive bar. The same week, my iPod was stolen from the pocket of my overcoat while an [...]

Literary Games: Moleskine x Lego Notebooks

Literary Games: Moleskine x Lego Notebooks

→  February 6, 2012 1

Had Ernest Hemingway been alive today and penning a tome in between catching pigeons on the rooftops of Paris and drinking himself to death, maybe he’d notice that there was something different about his Moleskine. Then again, myopia and alcoholism do go hand in hand, so perhaps he’d mistake an embedded Lego brick for braille. [...]

In Short

In Short

→  February 3, 2012 Comments Off

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week.  Oh, and if you like these Levi’s shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. Would it be frowned upon by potential employers if they see your application was sent to their inboxes late at night? By late I [...]

Hooray, It’s Your Birthday! Now Would It Kill You to Say ‘Thank You’?

Hooray, It’s Your Birthday! Now Would It Kill You to Say ‘Thank You’?

→  February 2, 2012 Comments Off

So you’ve racked up another year—congratulations. Birthdays are cause for celebration and if you haven’t consumed the greater part of a gallon of champagne, you’re not doing it right. If there’s one day you shouldn’t be wasting time on Facebook, your birthday is one (days of elective surgery and emergency circumcisions are others). While you [...]

Out of Africa: Shem Paronelli’s Men’s Footwear

Out of Africa: Shem Paronelli’s Men’s Footwear

→  January 31, 2012 Comments Off

When you think of handcrafted men’s footwear, you’d be forgiven for  immediately thinking of bespectacled cobbler in a gingham shirt crouched over a table in Florence, sipping an espresso and inhaling the greater part of a packet of cigarettes as he toils over a pair of brogue derbies. How the cigarette smell leaves the shoes remains a mystery, [...]

In a Loop: Inge Jacobsen’s Cross-Stitched Advertisements for Georg Jensen

In a Loop: Inge Jacobsen’s Cross-Stitched Advertisements for Georg Jensen

→  January 31, 2012 Comments Off

We’re big enthusiasts of the recent resurgence of arts and crafts in our largely digital world—dare we say, a renaissance even—and this recent trend of all things handcrafted continues to evolve into new mediums. William Morris (as in the textile designer, writer and bearded wonder and not the talent agent) would be so proud. For [...]

Amateur Cocktail Hour: Design Your Own Whisky Blend

Amateur Cocktail Hour: Design Your Own Whisky Blend

→  January 30, 2012 Comments Off

As a child, when my parents would go out for the evening and I was entrusted to a babysitter, little did they know that I would terrorise my au pairs by eating leaves of notepads, leading them to believe that I was some kind of human paper shredder, thus ensuring their suspicious and immediate unavailability. [...]

In Short

In Short

→  January 27, 2012 Comments Off

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week.  Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. Can I wear my shirt untucked with a tie for a presentation? Mo, Twitter Untucked shirts are fine when in informal settings, however, when giving [...]