Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS, who are giving $30 for every $150 spent until the end of the day. Just click here link to shop. I’m a flirt. [...]

Dear Agony Uncle, I have a case with a co-worker at the moment where the amount of personal activities are creeping in is getting rather alarming. For example, she starts off with bringing in some chips to snack on, and now I open the fridge to find it’s full of her crap and she seems to [...]

Dear Agony Uncle, I’m not much of a driver, opting instead to be chauffeured around by the myriad of Melbourne’s semi-capable taxi drivers. I’m wondering whether it’s rude for me to sit in the back, or whether I should sit up front and grind out conversation for the sake of politeness? I’m running short on ways to [...]

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these Aztec print shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. I have a friend who thinks he’s the best singer in the world but he’s terrible. How do I tell him he has [...]

Dear Agony Uncle, Joy! I’ve been invited to a wedding! The problem is that the theme for it is ‘Bohemian Formal’—what on earth is that!? Rohypnol Rhapsody, Melbourne Dear Rohypnol Rhapsody (if that’s even your real name), It seems everyone is getting married these days, what with marriage equality in states and countries with an [...]

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. And this week only ASOS is offering a special 20% off full-priced merchandise. Just enter LFWSHOP at the checkout to claim. How does a lady sext with [...]

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. How does one tell a friend that their horrendously childish actions disgust them in a polite manner? Rhioord, Twitter Pull your friend aside and tell them [...]

Dear Agony Uncle, What is the social ettiquette on contacting someone after an encounter of the one-night variety when you don’t have their phone number? I met a lovely guy about a week ago and he begged for my phone number when he dropped me home in the morning but I didn’t get his. He [...]

Dear Agony Uncle, How do I tell my housemate nicely that she really needs to close her mouth while she chews? Seriously, she is a 20-year-old! Chewed Up, Brisbane Dear Chewed Up, Chewing with one’s mouth closed is one of the simplest bodily functions that divides the cultured from the zoo animals, yet so many [...]

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these Damian Marquez shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. When my supervisor writes emails, she doesn’t use a greeting like “Hello Anne/Bob” and she just starts them abruptly. Isn’t that poor manners? Tell [...]