A little-known fact: The Nutcracker wasn’t named after a dancing toy soldier who can free a brazil nut from its hard shell and leap through the air in a camp Christmassy dance production; no, it was named after the solid, muscular posteriors of ballet dancers who can free nuts and  sundry using their tight-as-Spandex rumps. I [...]

“It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances,” said Oscar Wilde; thus exonerating me from my belief that the entire cast of Jersey Shore needs a good wash and a vaccination. I couldn’t name the entire cast nor do I care to, but be it as it may, their antics and their [...]

During a recent performance of the Broadway play, A Steady Rain starring Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig, an audience member’s mobile phone rang in the middle of dialogue, disrupting the performance to the clear chagrin of both the audience and the performers. It goes without saying that the audience member was clearly in the wrong, [...]