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→ September 5, 2011
So, you’re pregnant—what fun! So many things to do and buy, whether it’s the Louis Vuitton diaper bag or the Kid Kustoms’ Roddler for a cool US$3500. You could just burst with the excitement of telling people and allowing the whole wide world to revel in your fertility! Or let’s call it your fecundity; it [...]
→ July 15, 2011
If I could subsist on a diet comprised solely of cheese and champagne, I would be a very happy man. My bowels tend to disagree. Its origins are made of legend (and cheese)—an accidental discovery by storing milk in a sheep’s stomach lining during a long, hot trek across a desert—and millennia later it still [...]
→ July 14, 2011
Crack open that pack of Camels and pop the cork on that bottle of Ruinart—it’s Bastille Day! The Fourteenth of July celebrates the storming the Bastille prison and the “happy conclusion” (yeah, we know what you’re thinking, dirtbag) of the French Revolution. The national holiday (or La Fête nationale as it is known in French) is [...]
→ July 7, 2011
It’s the weekend pilgrimage so many make, some even starting on the Thursday eve, all too eager to immerse themselves in the music and Mother Waster’s sweet elixir of insobriety. For some, their purpose is to escape the house, reality and the pressures of the week that has preceded; for others, it’s a chasse, the [...]