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Rad or Bad: The Original Pasta Fork →  August 23, 2011

Dare I say it: we already know the answer. Nonetheless, we’d love to hear from you, the people about the latest innovation in flatware: The Original Pasta Fork. Watch below as its inventor, Bob Balow demonstrates with grace and finesse the new way to eat spaghetti. Who needs a soup spoon? Apparently the 400,000 people who have [...]

The Grey Debate: To Colour or Not to Colour? →  July 12, 2011

Occasionally I’ll find myself wandering aimlessly in the supermarket, cruising up each aisle with a basket slung across my arm; without purpose, method or care, subconsciously singing along mentally to the piped musak (and the occasional supermarket jingle) and looking at all the pretty colours. Yesterday was no exception. Either that or I was having a mild [...]

Say No to Male Side Boob and Slut Singlets →  July 6, 2011

It’s time your dear Agony Uncle took a stride onto his Aēsop pump-action liquid handsoap dispenser and addressed a pressing issue: male side boob. It’s an alarming trend gripping the globe; more prevalent during the summer months but also making an unsightly appearance throughout the winter by the shameless and the insane, men must be [...]

An Open Post Hosted by Precocious Children (and Their Parents) →  April 5, 2011

As polite society makes a steady decline into the sewer, little shocks me anymore. The sole reason I Do Believe I Came with a Hat exists is to right the wrongs of those who consistently flout the rules of social nicety and good taste and exemplify the good behaviour of those who conduct themselves in an [...]