Occasionally I’ll find myself wandering aimlessly in the supermarket, cruising up each aisle with a basket slung across my arm; without purpose, method or care, subconsciously singing along mentally to the piped musak (and the occasional supermarket jingle) and looking at all the pretty colours. Yesterday was no exception. Either that or I was having a mild [...]

It’s time your dear Agony Uncle took a stride onto his Aēsop pump-action liquid handsoap dispenser and addressed a pressing issue: male side boob. It’s an alarming trend gripping the globe; more prevalent during the summer months but also making an unsightly appearance throughout the winter by the shameless and the insane, men must be [...]

As polite society makes a steady decline into the sewer, little shocks me anymore. The sole reason I Do Believe I Came with a Hat exists is to right the wrongs of those who consistently flout the rules of social nicety and good taste and exemplify the good behaviour of those who conduct themselves in an [...]

A former New York Times art director, Mr Rudolph Resta left his wallet in his jacket pocket in 1970 but when he went out for a lunch it was gone. Forty years later, a security guard, Mr José Cisneros discovered it lodged in the wall of the publications former offices in Times Square and began [...]