→ January 11, 2012
If you wondered what books do when everyone else is asleep then consider this your video your enlightenment. If, however, you’re afraid of poltergeists, then I’m afraid this is your nightmare fuel. “The Joy of Books” is a a stop-motion video created by husband-and-wife team, Sean Ohlenkamp and Lisa Ohlenkamp. The couple spent their evenings at the Type bookstore [...]
→ January 11, 2012
Some people have way too much time on their hands, or maybe this guy’s really in love … Mr Walt Thompson, an Atlanta-based filmmaker proposed to his girlfriend of four years, Miss Nealey Dozier, in a very unconventional way. Spending 22 hours (we can only assume they were non-consecutive) and taking close to 2,600 pictures [...]
→ January 10, 2012
Those whose profession depends on its daily use say it—dieticians, nutritionists, personal trainers—yet they’re all wrong. It’s enough to make you want to instigate a dictatorship, enforce a law banning them from using ‘regime’ incorrectly and then buy a heck of a lot of shoes. Admittedly, totalitarianism does have its perks. In today’s Grammar 101, we [...]
→ January 9, 2012
Dear Agony Uncle, When ordering a bottle of wine at a restaurant and the waiter asks if you wish to try some, I always decline because it seems pointless. If I like the wine, I will accept the bottle, but if I do not, I feel sheepish refusing it and will accept the bottle anyway. [...]
→ January 6, 2012
Here’s a proposition: Paddington Bear was a hipster. He had all the hallmarks: a duffel coat, a floppy Blossom hat, a vintage suitcase; and was found roaming Paddington Station with no recollection from where he came from or to where he was going. To me he sounds like most kids in East London after a [...]
→ January 6, 2012
Every gentleman of refinement must own a decent pair of house slippers; and although, for some they might seem like a relic of the past, memories of being chased down the hallway by one’s elders for not having them on might have taken years of counselling to repress, they’re certainly worth the investment. Typically procrastinating [...]
→ January 6, 2012
Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these leopard print shorts (and who wouldn’t?!) shorts, you can buy them here from ASOS. Does throwing a shoe at someone mean you’re a violent person? Anna, Twitter Ask yourself: What does the shoe [...]
→ January 5, 2012
Are you about to peel the plastic off your ready-made microwave dinner in preparation for a lonely night in front of the television? Don’t worry, millions of others will be lying when the telephone rings right in the middle of Neighbours to their parental figure of choice about their wellbeing, just to get them off the phone [...]
→ January 5, 2012
One of the more gentlemanly of sports is hunting, killing and mounting (in the non-zoophilic sense) one’s own prey, despite what the animal liberationists have to say on the subject. Recently, taxidermy has reared its head (my apologies) to once again become a stylish and edgy addition to any interior, because who doesn’t want a creepy [...]
→ January 4, 2012
How many times have you been at a dinner party and offered to help clean up and have been pounced upon just as you’ve gone to put your host’s Riedl stemware in the dishwasher? You haven’t? That’s what the help’s for, you say? Well step out of the dark ages, you reprobate; get off your [...]