Too posh to use sandpaper-like loo roll for your behind? Well, enter Waitrose—Britain’s upper middle-class supermarket/pick-up joint—and their cashmere toilet paper. Carla Smith, buyer for Waitrose, said: “Cashmere provides that stamp of quality to any fashion garment from a designer suit to the finest luxury knitwear. It’s indulgent, it’s stylish and it’s helping provide that [...]

The Sydney Morning Herald recently reported on a British woman who was forced by her local council to keep the accompanying sound effects to her love-making sessions to a minimum. Neighbours complained after she was reaching the high notes in the heights of ecstasy, disrupting the rest of her apartment block as they were sleeping. [...]