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→ August 6, 2009
It’s come to my attention that my boss is sleeping with a girlfriend of mine. Now I don’t mind this – we are all adults – however, I hate it when I ask him how his evening was and he tells me it was “quiet”, when I know he has been up all night take [...]
→ July 23, 2009
One of my roommates (a leisurely male of twenty-five who spends his days plaiting his beard) and his silent-but-cute squeeze (a schoolgirl of seventeen) share a very lustful and passionate sex life. I have awoken to my chandelier swing dancing about my room (their bed takes residence above my head), causing turbulent slumbers of a [...]
→ July 22, 2009
My housemate has recently developed a nasty crystal meth addiction and isn’t paying his rent and his share of the bills. What to do? Winehousemate, Fitzroy North Dear Winehousemate, As we’ve discovered before, when on a tweek-and-destroy mission the last thing any (in)decent trashbag thinks about is others. Things such as rent money, utilities bills [...]
→ June 29, 2009
I have recently gone into business for myself. I enjoy it; in fact, I love it. However, while I find my friends are supportive, they constantly expect my talents for cheap, or often free! How can I curb their way of thinking, without sounding like a complete tightarse? Pennywise, Melbourne VIC Dear Pennywise, When a [...]
