My new boyfriend cut his long hair without my consultation and now I don’t like him as much. We’ve only started seeing each other recently and I thought he would be considerate enough to tell me beforehand. Is it incredibly superficial of me to dump him on the grounds of his newfound short hair? Rapunzel, [...]

Below are responses to some of the more brief and obscure (spam, irrelevant, facetious etc.) questions we have received at Hat HQ this week: Does the guy I like like me as well? Mylei, Melbourne VIC Well if his tongue is down your throat and his hand is on your rump, then yes, chances are [...]

I ‘borrowed’ my flatmate’s jacket to wear to a party, forgot to mention it to him and somehow managed to cover half of it in cheap red wine. How do I remove it and return it unnoticed? Bad Friend, Bentleigh, VIC Dear Bad Friend, It appears that you’re aware that you breached social protocol, so [...]