When I usually go on hiatus one would be forgiven for thinking that I’d offed myself in a fit of desperation – you know, artist’s temperament and all that jazz – yet that’s a little dramatic/tragic even for me. The next likely cause would be that I’ve found myself in a martini-induced stupor, however, that’s [...]

My friend has had a succession of beautiful girlfriends, each more gorgeous than the last. He is a very good-looking guy; always sharply dressed, so witty and very funny. All the girls love him – a great catch for any of them. The thing is, if he is straight, I’m an aubergine. How do I broach this subject [...]

Some questions whose brevity is disproportionate to their importance: In these trying times of water restrictions, is it acceptable to not shower for say, 10 days, and then blow all those 4-minute rinses on one amazing, 40-minute shower? Nicola, Box Hill VIC Wow, dear Nicola, your proposition is mind-boggling and clearly the work of a [...]

Men and tights, can it work? Spandex Dreamin’, Richmond VIC Dear Spandex Dreamin’, There’s much to be said about a man in a figure-hugging garment; and there’s a very fine line between allure and repulsion. There are some simple rules to follow regarding tights and avoiding an offence from the fash po-po: 1. Tights are [...]