Most grown men (and women) can’t seem to remember where cleaning clothing goes—away. Often it remains in the laundry basket until the next load is done, when it’s relegated hurriedly to “Hamburger Hill”—an ever-growing mound on top of the bed—in the spare bedroom. It’s terrible habit with which most can identify, but what if it were stamped [...]

An acquaintance wet herself on my couch whilst passed out during a house party I hosted. I only discovered this later in the morning after she had left without saying anything. I have seen her since and still she has not mentioned the mishap nor apologised, although her demeanour around me is unmistakably sheepish. How [...]