When it comes to my hair, I’m very particular about what goes on or even near it. It’s not like I’ll dodge an affectionate pat, but when you have as much hair as a Filipino dictator’s wife, you tend to be particular. Finding a new hair product is always a challenge for any gentleman, so [...]

As I hurtle towards my thirties in real life—Photoshop is forever on the Internet—I’ve discovered the sluggish metabolism that comes with it. Whenever anyone told me that pork in my prime would be imminent, I’d always replied, “Oh no, I digest food really quickly; I’ll be fine.” Oh how I was wrong. Admittedly we’re talking [...]

Any discerning gentleman knows that a decent shave can separate the men from the boys. Likewise, any cross-dresser will attest the same: stubble can be the telltale difference between a bloke in a dress and a ladyboy. While five o’clock shadow can be sexy after hours, at 8am it gives the impression that one hasn’t bothered, or [...]

It’s that time of year where one cannot be blamed for thinking that they’ve mistakenly stepped onto the set of a big-budget, reality porno: Agony Uncle does the Universe. With dubious facial hair on every second man (and some ethnic women), apparently everyone has a pool that requires cleaning. Inaugurated in Australia in 2005, the [...]

When getting my haircut, a common conundrum is that the hairdresser tends to get within very close proximity – something I really don’t mind when it’s an attractive young female. However, recently at one of the city’s most prestigious and expensive salons, I was surprised to find that ‘Constantine’ was, in fact, male. Not a [...]