It’s the weekend pilgrimage so many make, some even starting on the Thursday eve, all too eager to immerse themselves in the music and Mother Waster’s sweet elixir of insobriety. For some, their purpose is to escape the house, reality and the pressures of the week that has preceded; for others, it’s a chasse, the [...]

Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Oh, and if you like these shorts, you can buy them from ASOS by clicking here. How can i ask a girl kindly what scent she is wearing, I sometimes smell a scent that is exotic and [...]

I’m perplexed by a party invitation problem: I don’t want to invite losers. Unfortunately, there are a lot of them getting about; sometimes in disguise as interesting arty folk and occasionally my loser beam doesn’t pick up on it until they are within its circumference at a gathering. What’s a sure-fire question I can ask [...]

A nightclub promoter is enforcing a strict dress code in an attempt to rid violence and dance floor melees. The promoter of Dorcia, a night at Melbourne’s Ding Dong says that their policy will eradicate the “sports jock mentality” that can be found at many club nights. There have been cries of outrage saying that the [...]