Short and sweet, here are the pressing issues (well, some of them) for your Agony Uncle this week. Are people who always cancel plans at the last minute inherently self-centered? Pat, Toowoomba, QLD Yes. My girlfriend makes more noises eating chocolate than during sex. What am I doing wrong? Mark, Sheffield, UK Here’s a suggestion: Why [...]

The Sydney Morning Herald recently reported on a British woman who was forced by her local council to keep the accompanying sound effects to her love-making sessions to a minimum. Neighbours complained after she was reaching the high notes in the heights of ecstasy, disrupting the rest of her apartment block as they were sleeping. [...]

One of my roommates (a leisurely male of twenty-five who spends his days plaiting his beard) and his silent-but-cute squeeze (a schoolgirl of seventeen) share a very lustful and passionate sex life. I have awoken to my chandelier swing dancing about my room (their bed takes residence above my head), causing turbulent slumbers of a [...]