Last week, we asked your opinion on how you would deal with nocturnal and vocal neighbours who just don’t know how to say ‘no’ when they’re saying, “yes, yes, yes!” Well, the results are in and 25% of you said you would rather pull the pillow over your head and suffer in silence. That said, [...]

They say that you should never talk about religion, politics or yourself for a reason. Following this morning’s leadership change in the Australian Liberal Party from silver fox, Malcolm Turnbull to Prince Charles impersonator, Tony Abbott, Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets have been ablaze with commentary from supporters of both sides of the [...]

The Sydney Morning Herald recently reported on a British woman who was forced by her local council to keep the accompanying sound effects to her love-making sessions to a minimum. Neighbours complained after she was reaching the high notes in the heights of ecstasy, disrupting the rest of her apartment block as they were sleeping. Residents [...]

Last night was the premiere episode of the second season of Aussie Ladette to Lady; or quite simply, the best reality show ever invented. For the uninitiated, eight incredibly uncouth, brash and despicable young women, or ‘ladettes’ to which they are referred, descend upon a British finishing school to be whipped into shape by the militant [...]

Okay, so The Nanny happens to be my favourite television show of all time and I still reference Grandma Yetta Rosenberg’s wardrobe before planning my outfit for a night on the tiles, however, an issue too startling has come to my attention: pet intimacy. Recently, Fran Drescher posted a video on her YouTube channel informing her subscribers of [...]

Here at I Do Believe I Came with a Hat our motto is ‘Education through Ridicule’, or in Latin, ‘Arseholus Smarmius’. Consider me the concerned friend who tells you you’re looking fat not because I don’t want to be seen with you, but because your shirt buttons are at bursting point and they might have [...]