It’s come to my attention that my boss is sleeping with a girlfriend of mine. Now I don’t mind this – we are all adults – however, I hate it when I ask him how his evening was and he tells me it was “quiet”, when I know he has been up all night take [...]

Over this year’s Easter weekend a stain on my bed head was brought to my attention by some random guy I woke up on top of, and was again noticed three months later by somebody I am now seeing regularly. By the coat of dust and my track record, it could have been there for [...]

One of my roommates (a leisurely male of twenty-five who spends his days plaiting his beard) and his silent-but-cute squeeze (a schoolgirl of seventeen) share a very lustful and passionate sex life. I have awoken to my chandelier swing dancing about my room (their bed takes residence above my head), causing turbulent slumbers of a [...]