Over this year’s Easter weekend a stain on my bed head was brought to my attention by some random guy I woke up on top of, and was again noticed three months later by somebody I am now seeing regularly. By the coat of dust and my track record, it could have been there for [...]

Below are this week’s titbits of uncertainty. What I’m uncertain about is how I Do Believe I Came with a Hat is fast becoming a crisis centre for the wayward and promiscuous. If you can’t beat them, join them. A close colleague told me I was soon to receive a present for my birthday without [...]

My friend has had a succession of beautiful girlfriends, each more gorgeous than the last. He is a very good-looking guy; always sharply dressed, so witty and very funny. All the girls love him – a great catch for any of them. The thing is, if he is straight, I’m an aubergine. How do I broach this subject [...]

Short, mini, petite – it’s all the same thing. Here are some questions of the coupé variety: Whilst having a work-related conversation with a colleague, I winked and stroked my breast. Is this inappropriate? Erica, Twitter It really depends on the context of where you work and the intention of your gesture. Say, for instance, [...]