Those whose profession depends on its daily use say it—dieticians, nutritionists, personal trainers—yet they’re all wrong. It’s enough to make you want to instigate a dictatorship, enforce a law banning them from using ‘regime’ incorrectly and then buy a heck of a lot of shoes. Admittedly, totalitarianism does have its perks. In today’s Grammar 101, we [...]

Here at I Do Believe I Came with a Hat our motto is ‘Education through Ridicule’, or in Latin, ‘Arseholus Smarmius’. Consider me the concerned friend who tells you you’re looking fat not because I don’t want to be seen with you, but because your shirt buttons are at bursting point and they might have [...]