I’ve not-so-fond memories as a child of my mother asking me how it was possible for me to miss my mouth when eating soup considering it was so big. Times have changed, my hand-eye coordination has improved and I rarely miss my mouth, although, hitting a tennis ball is still a skill that eludes me. [...]

Over this year’s Easter weekend a stain on my bed head was brought to my attention by some random guy I woke up on top of, and was again noticed three months later by somebody I am now seeing regularly. By the coat of dust and my track record, it could have been there for [...]

An acquaintance wet herself on my couch whilst passed out during a house party I hosted. I only discovered this later in the morning after she had left without saying anything. I have seen her since and still she has not mentioned the mishap nor apologised, although her demeanour around me is unmistakably sheepish. How [...]

I’ve just come out of a three-year relationship with a guy who, towards the end, treated me like crap as a means of keeping me from coming back. He still wants to be good friends but understandably, I’m still hurting. His actions are speaking louder than words (hugs, kisses, but no sex) and he avoids [...]

I ‘borrowed’ my flatmate’s jacket to wear to a party, forgot to mention it to him and somehow managed to cover half of it in cheap red wine. How do I remove it and return it unnoticed? Bad Friend, Bentleigh, VIC Dear Bad Friend, It appears that you’re aware that you breached social protocol, so [...]