Over this year’s Easter weekend a stain on my bed head was brought to my attention by some random guy I woke up on top of, and was again noticed three months later by somebody I am now seeing regularly. By the coat of dust and my track record, it could have been there for [...]

I have been dating a Frenchman for twelve months now and on a recent sleepover, I discovered a prescribed box of lithium in the bathroom cabinet. Should I ask him why he is dependent on this substance, keep him around until the Bastille Day celebrations are over (I thought it would be impressive to turn [...]

Below are responses to some of the more brief and obscure (spam, irrelevant, facetious etc.) questions we have received at Hat HQ this week: Does the guy I like like me as well? Mylei, Melbourne VIC Well if his tongue is down your throat and his hand is on your rump, then yes, chances are [...]